Boogers

a1ien: do boogers have a smell, u think
fatherwind: i would think so.
fatherwind: i would think all things had a smell.
a1ien: u really think ALL things have a smell
a1ien: do u think water has a smell
fatherwind: water has a smell.
a1ien: it does?
fatherwind: metal may not.
a1ien: i don't think water has a smell
fatherwind: however, anything that gives off atoms/molecules probably has a smell.
a1ien: i don't think water does
a1ien: i want a candy bar

Jolt

a1ienhead : i got a good idea
a1ienhead : how about a JOLT button in the fucking vending machine
a1ienhead : for when shit gets stuck
a1ienhead : like my candy bar just did
east: lol.
east: that is a good idea.
a1ienhead : think so!
east: or a bar that moves up and down.
a1ienhead : yeah!
a1ienhead : or how about
a1ienhead : when u put your money in and make a selection
a1ienhead : the candy is EJECTED from its slot
a1ienhead : like launched projectile style
a1ienhead : another great idea for the blog