Trash Volcano: Explained

For those of you who are fortunate enough not to know the origin of "Trash Volcano," it was an idea that was "founded" by me in an attempt to solve the world's trash problem. The key points are outlined as followed:

1) Put trash in volcano
2) Revel in keen sense of self-satisfaction as you watch trash burn up into nothing
3) Repeat

Later, East explained how there'd be all these other uh ... environmental repercussions ... caused by the Trash Volcano. Eventually, it got filed away in my archive of "ideas that were too good to actually work," which East consequently renamed "Mimi's pile of stupid ideas." It has set the precendent, however, for a slew of other good/stupid ideas that I've concocted, including the "body pocket, freeze-dried fetuses, and throwing trash onto the sun."

Let the games begin!